JASON! No, you can't be the newest member of The Hooters! | Nope, just because Karin's last name is SLAUGHTER doesn't mean she wants to experience one... | No, Jason, Dawn isn't interested in playing a piano duet with you. | We know ThrillerFest has a killer staff but we didn't want you to actually kill them! | Sorry, Jason, the world is waiting for more Game of Thrones...I had to save George R.R. Martin from a "visit" with you. | No, Jason, I don't think Chris Grall needs a lesson on hand to hand combat with a machete. | Jason! Tori wasn't looking for that kind of start to ThrillerFest! | No, Jason, I don't think Grant Blackwood wanted a view of your machete instead of the view of NYC from the terrace. |
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Jason! No! Who will MC the ThrillerFest Awards Banquet?! | Jason, I don't want to have your friends over for a playdate *shudder* | JASON! I know you loved KJ's suit but that's not the way to ask to borrow it! | Jason! I don't think Joseph Finder is interested in learning what the buried part of his novel Buried Secrets is like... | Not the MacGregor sisters! | Jason, you don't need to show Ed how The Thrill REALLY Begins... | No, Jason, D.P. Lyle doesn't want you to show him how to really stop a heart!! | Jason, I don't think attempting to kidnap Lee Child is a great way to see if Jack Reacher is real! |
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No, Jason, that is NOT a good way to get a Goosebumps book written about you! | No, Jason, that's not the way to get on a panel at ThrillerFest... | No, Max does NOT want a ride to school! | Aww! It's so nice to see you two getting along! Last time you two got together it was, well, not so good... | Jason, I don't think Christina and Lauren were interested in the word "slash" when they thought of the title of their new release, Love And Other Words! | JASON!!! I do NOT think murder is the traditional gift for a first anniversary! | Well, Jason, I guess you DON'T need a helmet... | No, Jason. These ladies are not interested in adopting you into their family! |
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Jason! Just because Kimberly writes about first responders doesn't mean she wants to test out their life saving techniques! | Jason! I'm pretty sure Robin didn't want to see your bloody technique for giving her hair red highlights! | No Jason, Chelle is not interested in playing a game of "lay real still while I dangle my machete over your head." | Jason, when you said you'd want to whisper sweet nothings into Debra's ear, we didn't know "sweet nothings" was code for your machete | I realize October 2017 is going to be big for you, Jason, but it's only August....where are you going? | Jason, J.r. Ward writes books with DAGGER in the title and no, I don't think this will convince her to change to it MACHETE! | Jason! I don't think Steve Berry wants to write horrors and I'm SURE he doesn't want a demo on how to wield a machete! | Yes Jason, Laura Kaye, Christopher Rice, and Tessa Bailey are triple threats with all their talents but I don't think they want to be part of your talents with triple homicides |
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Yes, Jason. Larissa Ione does write about demons but I'm sure she doesn't want a demonstration on how they kill people. | Jason, I don't think that's going to convince J. Kenner replace Stark with Voorhees... | Jason, Shayla Black may have wicked in her titles but I don't think she wants to experience it in real life! | Jason. I'm pretty sure that's NOT how Lexi Blake's character's use rope in her books. | No, Jason. I don't think Lara Adrian needs a haircut! | Jason, I don't think Lorelei James wants to write you as a slashing cowboy in her next book. Sorry. | what do you mean you need to "go visit friends" Jason... | Aww! Family portrait! |
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Jason! NO! | Jason! We do NOT push people off of roofs! | More ice cream, Jason? Well, it IS your 68th birthday | The pic that started it all... | Ok, it IS your birthday after all...you can have some frozen yogurt even though you had a cupcake fro breakfast today | Jason, that is NOT very nice! | JASON! NO! | What are the odds that your 68th birthday would fall on a Friday the 13th, Jason? |
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While I do realize it matches your birthday hat, no one is going to play on your "rope swing" | JASON! NO! | Cheers, Jason! | Um, no, Jason. That's NOT milk | Jason, I thought I told you to wait in the car. | While I'm sure you're right in saying a human body is biodegradable organic material, I don't think this is a good idea, Jason. | Yes, I do understand that you don't mind the red cup...because it looks like your favorite thing: blood. | Hmmm...no, Jason, I don't think those are good things to add to this list. |
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Jason, I don't think Santa can bring you a new machete for Christmas | Jason! NO!!! | Jason, I know it's dissection day in middle school science today, but no it's not BYOC (bring your own corpse) and you can't go to school. | Jason. You cannot kidnap my mother and keep her for your own. | JASON! "Let's see it it will sink" is NOT a good game to play! | JASON! NO! | Oh, it's Friday the 13th? For sure it'll be a good day... | Damn, Jason! Back at it again with the white Vans! |
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Goodnight, Jason. You've got a big day ahead of you tomorrow! | I don't know, Jason. That hurt way more than you using a marker...are you sure this will wash off? | No, Jason, I don't think playing a game of "Let's step on Max's fingers as he dangles over the steps and see how long he can hold on" is a great way to start off the day | Jason! Oh, wait. I can't even be mad at you for playing with fire this time. | Sorry, Jason. I don't think this will help get you less water logged. | Jason! You cannot invite the neighborhood kids over for an after school snack! | Jason, I don't think the score is 13-13 | While I realize you're way older than 16, you clearly don't know how to drive. |
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Jason, don't you think a spoon would work better? | No, Jason< I don't think the swimmers will think it's funny if you grab their legs as they swim by | Jason, I'm not getting you a new tent because you are NOT going camping | Jason! Get out of that fire truck! | No, Jason, I don't think every restaurant will want "deep fried camper" on their menus | No, I don't think you get to kill the other team if you get a home-run | I don't think they have those item at the grocery store, Jason. | While I'm sure they enjoy the donation, I don't think they'll let you slash the next person who comes up |
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JASON! It's a weeknight! | Nope. Pretty sure they won't mail corpses, Jason | Sorry, Jason, I am not getting you a new toy | Damn, Jason...that's HARSH! | No, Jason, you really don't need one of these for protection from things that go bump in the night. | Ok, maybe your mother would like this bouquet but it's certainly not for every mother on Mother's Day | Thanks, Jason, but I can do that...with a much smaller knife | It may be a little late for that, Jason |
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